the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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