You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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