the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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