coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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