ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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