I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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