R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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