I wish I could teleport
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
try to milk me bitch
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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