Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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