So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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