Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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