Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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