And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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