Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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