check it out our google latitudes are spooning
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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