Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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