we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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