Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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