I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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