Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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