the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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