he wants to bone in the snuggie
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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