Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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