the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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