He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's blow job season.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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