whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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