I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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