I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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