You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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