You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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