a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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