If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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