That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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