...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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