is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize