Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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