you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i would punch a child for taco bell
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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