Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
tell me about the eggs
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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