You made me cry and you don't even care
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
