You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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