the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My penis needs a shock collar
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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