We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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