Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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