she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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