why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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