I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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