I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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