Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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