Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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