i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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