Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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