How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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