Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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