Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just threw up on my dentist
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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